Chuck’s 21st Birthday

This is a crappy picture from a dark bar but at this point Chuck was still almost ‘with it’. Mason turned 21 yesterday so I took him out bar hopping. A traditional event for anyone’s 21st birthday. All the garble beneath the picture is my rendition of the night as I believe Chuck needs to be filled in… To truncate the saga, he got messed up while I showed em where he can be served alcohol by buying him 2 - 3 drinks at every place possible.

Apple Bees
I tried to embarrass him w/the birthday song here but they didn’t do it. He had a Yag Bomb & we tipped out.

Holiday Inn
The young girl serving here was awesome and served Chuck many cool drinks & suggestions. I told her to keep the shots coming. She even bought him a mixed shot that tasted like hot fudge. He put down three of those, another yag bomb and some other items. The bartender was having fun lining him up. We were supposed to come back after it started hoppin becuase the bartendered promised chuck some pink pussy.

Graffitis
The lady server here didn’t seem too thrilled and had no suggestions but we had two more yag bombs, I got him his first shot of Wild Turkey and one of my favorite tasty drinks, a Colorado Bulldog. (Vodka, caluah, cream & coke)

DenDees
The lady here didn’t know what to make em but loved the fact it was his 21st. I suggested a rumple mintz drink so she served one on the house. We put down a few more yag bombs to keep the party moving. He started getting obviously tipsy here and his flailing arms committed an act of alcohol abuse by knocking a drink off the bar. It was funny as hell because he secretively brushed the ice and alcohol off the bar and got his shirt & pants slightly covered. It wasn’t until the bartender noticed that he apologized and asked for help along w/another drink.

D&R (Duck & Run)
Here we had the drink that I believe upset stomachs. It was a big shot of yag dropped in a beer. *cringe* don’t know where that came from. I had one & my taste buds n’ stomach disagreed. I got em his first Jack n’ Coke as well. They serve extremely strong drinks at D&R so we bailed out after that.

Newsroom
Chuck lost himself here. We put down some shots & finished w/a beer. I was conversing w/the rest of the bar as chuck stared off into space. I asked em if he was alright and if he was going to finish his last shot. The other folks said he must be pretty plowed so I told em he made it to six bars before he got called out. Time to go home. He finished his shot and left the beer on the bar. I tapped out while Chuck attempted to stand up. He was definitely 21. He stood up, fell backwards as I grabbed a hold of him. he grabbed onto a table and spun it up n’ over throwing it’s contents onto the floor just before he fell into the chair which tumbled over backward & shattered as it hit the floor. I picked em up and took him to the car. Chuck had turned incoherent. I ended up going back inside to ask what I owed for the broken chair, table and it’s contents. They told me it was alright and “He’s obviously 21″..

The End…
The ride back across town to home was interesting as Chuck forgot your supposed to open the door if you get sick. He figured out where the door handle was and expressed his love for being 21 all over the ground, himself, the car.. Ooooh what a great age right?

After getting back home I tossed em in the bathroom to wash up along with a fresh set of clothes. I took care of the car situation immediately. *cringe* Fixing that situation was easier done half drunk. Now the car is clean but completely covered with baking powder & Lysol. lol. Chuck managed getting cleaned up and almost into a new set of clothes. He made it half way across the living room before finding his way to the floor again. He decided the floor was a better place to express himself then the porcelain goddess merely a few feet behind him. I helped em into bed to cap off his 21st. He made it to midnight… but not a minute later.

I checked up on em this morning to make sure he made it to work. Apparently he got a little drunk last night and forgot the better part of it. I think seeing his clothes was enough but I figured I’d outline the event for him so he could have a rough idea of what happened.

Well Chuck, you made it to six bars before you got called out as sloppy drunk. I’d say that is pretty good for your first bar hopping experience. You met a lot of people and laughed all night long. I don’t remember all the drinks you had but I know you drank a lot. I think it was my quote “He turned 21 today, everything is on me, just keep his glass full” is what did you in. Those bartenders ate it up. Happy 21st.

Ps. I’m glad you only turn 21 once. lol